A side-by-side translation of Act 1, Scene 2 of As You Like It from the original Shakespeare into modern English.
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Enter Rosalind and Celia. CELIA I pray thee, Rosalind, sweet my coz, be merry. ROSALIND Dear Celia, I show more mirth than I am CELIA Herein I see thou lov’st me not with the full ROSALIND Well, I will forget the condition of my estate CELIA You know my father hath no child but I, nor ROSALIND From henceforth I will, coz, and devise CELIA Marry, I prithee do, to make sport withal; but ROSALIND What shall be our sport, then? 30 CELIA Let us sit and mock the good housewife Fortune ROSALIND I would we could do so, for her benefits are CELIA ’Tis true, for those that she makes fair she scarce ROSALIND Nay, now thou goest from Fortune’s office to 40 CELIA No? When Nature hath made a fair creature, Enter Touchstone. Though Nature hath given us wit to flout at Fortune, 45 ROSALIND Indeed, there is Fortune too hard for Nature, CELIA Peradventure this is not Fortune’s work neither, To Touchstone. How now, wit, whither wander you? | At Duke Frederick's court, we meet Celia and Rosalind. Rosalind is a little miffed that her father, Duke Senior, has been banished by Duke Frederick (her uncle and Celia's dad). Celia suggests that Rosalind change her perspective and think of Duke Frederick as her new daddy. After all, that's what she would do if it had been her father that had been banished instead. All that really matters is that Celia and Rosalind get to stay together, right? Rosalind says okay. She'll try to forget about her family situation and focus on Celia's instead. The girls decide to distract themselves with frippery, so they talk about love and Fortune (as in, the goddess). Celia says Fortune gets a lot of stuff backwards, particularly when it comes to women. The women she makes pretty, she also makes promiscuous, and the ones she makes chaste, she makes ugly. Rosalind says that Celia is mixing up Fortune and nature, and the two girls debate the point until the court fool, Touchstone interrupts them. |
TOUCHSTONE Mistress, you must come away to your CELIA Were you made the messenger? TOUCHSTONE No, by mine honor, but I was bid to come 60 ROSALIND Where learned you that oath, fool? TOUCHSTONE Of a certain knight that swore by his CELIA How prove you that in the great heap of your ROSALIND Ay, marry, now unmuzzle your wisdom. 70 TOUCHSTONE Stand you both forth now: stroke your CELIA By our beards (if we had them), thou art. TOUCHSTONE By my knavery (if I had it), then I were. CELIA Prithee, who is ’t that thou mean’st? 80 TOUCHSTONE One that old Frederick, your father, loves. CELIA My father’s love is enough to honor him. TOUCHSTONE The more pity that fools may not speak 85 CELIA By my troth, thou sayest true. For, since the little | Touchstone says Celia's dad wants to talk to her. Touchstone banters with the girls until he hits a sensitive subject—Rosalind's banished father, Duke Senior. Celia tells him to pipe down or he'll be whipped. |
Enter Le Beau. ROSALIND With his mouth full of news. CELIA Which he will put on us as pigeons feed their ROSALIND Then shall we be news-crammed. CELIA All the better. We shall be the more 95 LE BEAU Fair princess, you have lost much good sport. CELIA Sport? Of what color? LE BEAU What color, madam? How shall I answer you? 100 ROSALIND As wit and fortune will. TOUCHSTONE Or as the destinies decrees. CELIA Well said. That was laid on with a trowel. TOUCHSTONE Nay, if I keep not my rank— ROSALIND Thou losest thy old smell. 105 LE BEAU You amaze me, ladies. I would have told you of ROSALIND Yet tell us the manner of the wrestling. LE BEAU I will tell you the beginning, and if it please CELIA Well, the beginning that is dead and buried. LE BEAU There comes an old man and his three sons— CELIA I could match this beginning with an old tale. 115 LE BEAU Three proper young men of excellent growth ROSALIND With bills on their necks: “Be it known unto LE BEAU The eldest of the three wrestled with Charles, 120 ROSALIND Alas! TOUCHSTONE But what is the sport, monsieur, that the LE BEAU Why, this that I speak of. 130 TOUCHSTONE Thus men may grow wiser every day. It is CELIA Or I, I promise thee. ROSALIND But is there any else longs to see this broken 135 LE BEAU You must if you stay here, for here is the place CELIA Yonder sure they are coming. Let us now stay | Le Beau, a courtier of Duke Frederick, comes in to tell the women that Charles (remember the court wrestler?) has just fought three strong brothers and in general leaves broken ribs scattered in his wake. The next wrestling match, Charles vs. Orlando, is about to go down right where the women are standing, in case they'd like to stay and watch the carnage. |
Flourish. Enter Duke Frederick, Lords, Orlando, DUKE FREDERICK Come on. Since the youth will not be ROSALIND, to Le Beau Is yonder the man? 145 LE BEAU Even he, madam. CELIA Alas, he is too young. Yet he looks successfully. DUKE FREDERICK How now, daughter and cousin? Are ROSALIND Ay, my liege, so please you give us leave. 150 DUKE FREDERICK You will take little delight in it, I can CELIA Call him hither, good Monsieur Le Beau. DUKE FREDERICK Do so. I’ll not be by. He steps aside. LE BEAU, to Orlando Monsieur the challenger, the ORLANDO I attend them with all respect and duty. 160 ROSALIND Young man, have you challenged Charles the ORLANDO No, fair princess. He is the general challenger. CELIA Young gentleman, your spirits are too bold for ROSALIND Do, young sir. Your reputation shall not ORLANDO I beseech you, punish me not with your hard ROSALIND The little strength that I have, I would it CELIA And mine, to eke out hers. ROSALIND Fare you well. Pray heaven I be deceived in 190 CELIA Your heart’s desires be with you. | Duke Frederick enters and tries to get the girls to convince young Orlando not to fight, as he's terribly outmatched. The girls, like everyone else, think Orlando looks too young for the match. They plead with Orlando and tell him they'll happily intervene on his part to get the match called off. But Orlando charms them with a speech about having nothing to lose and asks that instead of trying to stop him, they wish him luck. So...they do. |
CHARLES Come, where is this young gallant that is so ORLANDO Ready, sir; but his will hath in it a more 195 DUKE FREDERICK, coming forward You shall try but CHARLES No, I warrant your Grace you shall not entreat ORLANDO You mean to mock me after, you should not ROSALIND Now Hercules be thy speed, young man! CELIA I would I were invisible, to catch the strong 205 Orlando and Charles wrestle. ROSALIND O excellent young man! CELIA If I had a thunderbolt in mine eye, I can tell who Orlando throws Charles. Shout. DUKE FREDERICK No more, no more. 210 ORLANDO Yes, I beseech your Grace. I am not yet well DUKE FREDERICK How dost thou, Charles? LE BEAU He cannot speak, my lord. DUKE FREDERICK Bear him away. 215 Charles is carried off by Attendants. What is thy name, young man? ORLANDO Orlando, my liege, the youngest son of Sir DUKE FREDERICK Duke exits with Touchstone, Le Beau, CELIA, to Rosalind ORLANDO ROSALIND, to Celia CELIA Gentle cousin, ROSALIND, giving Orlando a chain from her neck CELIA Ay.—Fare you well, fair gentleman. ORLANDO, aside ROSALIND, to Celia CELIA Will you go, coz? ROSALIND Have with you. To Orlando. Fare you well. Rosalind and Celia exit. | Big, bad Charles shows up and is ready to rumble. Shockingly, Orlando easily beats Charles, who can't even speak when he's carried off in a stretcher. Duke Frederick is impressed with Orlando...until he finds out the boy is son of one of his enemies, Sir Rowland de Boys. Rosalind says she's glad that Orlando is a member of the de Boys family. Turns out that Orlando's dad, Sir Rowland, was pals with her banished father, Duke Senior (also an enemy of Duke Frederick). Celia and Rosalind congratulate Orlando; Rosalind, nursing a crush, gives Orlando her necklace as a token of her affection. Rosalind and Orlando make googly eyes at each other (cue the sappy music) before they go their separate ways. |
ORLANDO Enter Le Beau. LE BEAU ORLANDO LE BEAU ORLANDO Le Beau exits. Thus must I from the smoke into the smother, He exits. | Le Beau warns Orlando that the Duke is in a bad mood and might harm Orlando if he sticks around. Orlando asks about the ladies he's just met, and learns that Rosalind is Duke Senior's daughter. Le Beau also says that Duke Frederick, who has been keeping Rosalind at his house, has become weary of the fact that everyone keeps praising her virtue and pitying her because of her banished dad. Le Beau suggests that Duke Senior's probably going to lose it on Rosalind soon enough. Orlando laments the fact that he's surrounded by megolomaniacs as he leaves the temperamental Duke to head home to his scheming brother. Still...that Rosalind is something else. |