Agamemnon's Conversations
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Wondering why Achilles thought he was too good to march in the Veterans of the Trojan War parade I organized.
I'm sure you meant to type "winners." After all, we did win the war after you died from that girly little wound in your heel.
You won the war because of Odysseus' sneaky Trojan Horse trick. You are all beneath me, and that is why I didn't march in your insignificant parade.
Whenever I get a little down... whenever sadness fills my soul... whenever being an eternal resident of the Underworld makes me blue... I think about how I stabbed you to death in a bathtub, and it makes everything a little bit better.
Yeah, well whenever I'm sad, I think about how Orestes killed you. How does it feel to be slaughtered by your own son, you heartless crone? How does it feel to know that Electra celebrated when you died?
Don't apologize to that murderess!
Your father was the murderer! He killed your sister!
We're all dead now anyway. Can't we just get along?
No!
No!
Why is this my family?
You are an awful man. I'm glad you had a horrible death. You ruined my life when you stole me from my father, Chryses!
She's right. You're totally disgusting. I thought being a love slave to Achilles was bad, and then you took me from him. Gross.
Yeah, well at least you two didn't have to go all the way back to Greece with him and get killed by his psychotic wife.
For real, bro. He thinks he's too good!