Interview with Agamemnon
The following is a copy of a YouTube discussion board posted below a particularly hilarious video of Agamemnon singing his version of Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe" while wearing a particularly revealing pair of shorts. The video has since been taken down, but we think the following posts will give you a pretty good idea of what it was like. Hint: we suggest you read it from the bottom up.
There will be blood.
bowbeforeme2001 1 hour ago
What was that? Did I hear you singing...
Hey, I'm Agamemnon
And I am crazy
I shake my booty
So call me maybe
justsumguy 1 hour ago
This is Achilles isn't it? You're still mad at me about that stupid Briseis chick. You are such a child! Whining about that. You almost made us lose the whole war moping in your tent.
bowbeforeme2001 2 hours ago
lol lol lol LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
justsumguy 2 hours ago
He's totally right, sweetie pie. You've got to shave before you wear something like that.
Clytemnestra 3 hours ago
Booty shorts...booty shorts...
TOPchef 3 hours ago
Whatever, you fed Uncle Thyestes' kids to him in a stew! That wasn't shameful? You put a curse on our whole family!!!
bowbeforeme2001 3 hours ago
Did you have to wear the booty shorts, Agamemnon?
TOPchef 3 hours ago
Grandpa?
bowbeforeme2001 3 hours ago
Please, don't say you're part of my House anymore.
TOPchef 3 hours ago
Hey, I can't help it if the House of Atreus is down with the times.
bowbeforeme2001 4 hours ago
Sicko?! You're the one who listens to Carly Rae Jepsen.
justsumguy 4 hours ago
This was just a private project that my brother and I were working on in our spare time. Whoever posted this is a sicko peeping tom.
bowbeforeme2001 4 hours ago
srry
Agamemnon's Super Cool Brother 6 hours ago
I told you to stop typing what I type, Menelaus.
bowbeforeme2001 7 hours ago
Yeah, security!
Agamemnon's Super Cool Brother 7 hours ago
Sorry, Lord Hades. But we've seriously got to tighten up security around here.
bowbeforeme2001 8 hours ago
Don't take my name in vain.
Darklord99 11 hours ago
I want to know who the Hades posted this video!
bowbeforeme2001 12 hours ago
Oh please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please...TELL HIM!
justsumguy 1 day ago
I'm telling Dad. This video has to be taken down.
Electragirl 1 day ago
He killed your sister, Iphigenia. Your brother Orestes killed me with your help, Electra.
Clytemnestra 1 day ago
U guyz are awful. Mom u suck so bad. Isn't it bad enough that you killed him?
Electragirl 1 day ago
feel srry 4 whoever he's singing to. my ex is a big, nasty, awful, disgusting, revolting, monster.
Clytemnestra 1 day ago
Hope whoever he's singing to "calls him maybe" or else he might, ohhhh...I don't know, take them anyway by force. Just like he did with that pretty young Chryseis. Or noble Achilles' love slave, Briseis.
justsumguy 1 day ago
Soooooooooooooo graceful
Clytemnestra 1 day ago
Menelaus is a great back up dancer too. ;)
justsumguy 1 day ago
never knew he could sing that high!!! lol
Clytemnestra 1 day ago
Did anybody else know that Agamemnon was such a big Carly Rae Jepsen fan?justsumguy 1 day ago