Super Serial. Salary: negative $50,000 

The partner you bought the inn with turned out to be a serial killer, which totally killed your business (in more ways than one). You should have been suspicious at the last name Bates. Now you're stuck with a house that's unsellable, and the property taxes are dragging you into bankruptcy.

Internet Famous. Salary: $37,500 

You bought what seemed like a great inn in a great location. Business was swell until guests started getting sick from the infestation of purple mold under the house. It cost you a bundle to clean it up, and business is picking up slowly, but the tag Moldy Manor is still infesting the internet.

(Un)Happy Host. Salary: $60,000 

Your inn has a good rep and business is booming. Secretly, though, the charm is beginning to wear thin; if you have to pretend that you care about seeing pictures of one more guest's cats, you just might scream.

Booming B&B. Salary: $72,335 

You've got one of the top-rated B&Bs in your quaint seaside town, and your chocolate bacon waffles were just featured in a culinary magazine. The only thing you need to make your life totally perfect is to never have to plunge a toilet again.

Maxing and Relaxing. Salary: $117,300 

Your first B&B was such a success that you now own several in choice spots all over the country. You spend the year drifting from one to the other and telling the lowly innkeepers in your employ what to do. No more plunging toilets for you; your life is all quiet beaches and rocking chairs.