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Thank you We sneak honesty in school Allah shmoop so

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you've got a big math test today and what you

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mean big it's a doozy and if you don't pass

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you can kiss that ivy league dream goodbye Lucky for

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you you studied your key star offer this thing right

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Right now would be a great time to say right

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Ok so maybe you promise yourself you would study in

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eight o'clock but then eight o'clock turned into nine which

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turned into just one more youtube video on cats would

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somehow morphed into i'll have mastered the art of juggling

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pineapples in twenty minutes which became two in the morning

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eating fruit salad which eventually turned into yeah and that

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math book safe and sound where you left it right

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in your backpack hoops but hey there's no need to

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worry You know how to play the school system like

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a fiddle You're passing this test with her without studying

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but definitely with the fruit salad you've covered all your

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cheating basics you're sitting next to the smartest kid in

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class you've typed every formula into your graphing calculator You

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arrange your notes so they stick out of your backpack

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Just enough for you to read Gonna hack You even

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got coffee before class and slide to sleeve down to

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write the notes on the cup Well yeah we know

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all your tricks And guess who else knows him Yeah

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your teacher Remember that ivy league education Yeah Wave good

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bye to it by now like cheating and lying are

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attempting We get that Why spend the hour studying when

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you can get the same grade with a few shortcuts

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right But if our friend over here say that uniform

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looks good on you has taught us anything it's that

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dishonesty comes with some high risks That's not to do

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it Some kids like the high stakes though watch out

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for those ones they'll rob you blind at the poker

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table We know you're an honest student So how can

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you make sure you're not fleeced by these guys and

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dishonest student exhibits Some of the following behaviors they may

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have here suspicious or nervous frequently look up to check

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where the teacher is suddenly do very well on a

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test or assignment Seem like they're hiding something on lee

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Give partial details of an event or give details Well

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that just don't add up Got it great You'll win

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your money back in no time As for our dishonest

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pals well how do teachers deal with them Well it

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ain't pretty let's Look at our cheater over here His

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teacher not only gave him a feeling great but you

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called his parents and inform them of his behaviour And

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we don't know about you but nothing makes us feel

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worse than disappointing Our parents Yeah hurts just looking at

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him Sometimes they threaten to call home and that's enough

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to correct a bad behavior But don't push your luck

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We're always willing to follow through calling a teacher's bluff

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Well it's a bad idea thinking away privileges is another

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step your teacher can take when dealing with a dishonest

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student This one usually works if they suspect you're students

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lying about something Well if your teacher says you can

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never tell the truth or miss recess we're pretty sure

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you'll be singing like a canary in no time because

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who wants to miss out on a tether ball time

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No one that's who anyway and don't think you can

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sit there and say nothing Most important thing here is

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to deal with this honesty when you see it people

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who don't get chastised early on well we know what

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happens to them Dishonesty is appealing but ultimately it's a

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risk no one should take And if this video is

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taught you anything i hope it's that cheaters never prosper

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that or well how to juggle pineapples You should look 00:03:07.95 --> [endTime] that up It's A meat party trick

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