Why So Serious?Oh, Anakin. This poor guy is so emo, he should dye his hair matte black and wear lots of smudgy eyeliner. Emo Kylo Ren would be super happy to know that his grandpappy was so in touc...

Class President, Best Hair, and Most Likely to SucceedObi-Wan Kenobi is a squeaky clean, evil-fighting machine. He's like a Jedi Mary Poppins because he's perfect in every way. He's a super talente...

Chancellor Palpatine is a two-faced dirtbag. As chancellor, he's a cool customer, slimily worming his way to the very top of the Senate and then slowly finding legitimate-seeming ways to lay claim...

Domestic Bliss?Here's the sad thing about Revenge of the Sith. No, it's not that Padmé dies. It's that she doesn't really live in this film.Although she plays a much larger role in the previous fi...

Basically an afterthought in this particular movie, our favorite anxious golden protocol droid "fluent in over 6 million forms of communication" is limited to a few minor lines in which he expresse...

Chewbacca plays an extraordinarily tiny role in Revenge of the Sith, but we couldn't very well leave him out of our Character analysis. Basically, he helps Yoda escape the battle on Kashyyyk and gi...

This clone commander who often worked with Obi-Wan Kenobi is also the turncoat who executes Order 66.

Christopher Lee (RIP, you beautifully malevolent-looking man) should have just played all of the bad guys in every movie. His deep baritone voice rumbles with velvety evil as he condescends to talk...

Before we saw these movies, we honestly had no idea that droids could have health problems. But boy oh boy, is General Grievous a wheezing, hacking, sputum-producing barrel of maliciousness.Origina...

As an upstanding politician (a rare breed in this galaxy), Organa is a close ally of Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda, and the Jedi Council. He is instrumental in rescuing Yoda after his inconclusive battle wi...

Unfortunately, R2-D2 plays a pretty minor role in Revenge of the Sith. He serves as periodic comic relief by doing things like skidding into walls and taking out droids in spectacular fashion.

Played by a subdued Samuel L. Jackson (perhaps it's the PG-13 rating?), Mace Windu is the Master of the Jedi Council. He's characterized by his purple lightsaber and a palpable distrust of just abo...

Ah, Yoda. Our wise, grammatically confused little green friend. Much of his character development occurs in some of the other Star Wars movies, so in Revenge of the Sith, he mostly serves as a ment...