Eros (Cupid)'s Conversations
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Ha! Joke's on you, Tiger.
Elin Nordegren
Don't blame him!!! Blame yourself!!!!
Tiger Woods
It was the arrow, Elin. It was the arrow!
Elin Nordegren
I'll tell you what you can do with that arrow!!

Hey pooches, remember Project Narcissus?

Is missing his Psyche while he's in DC for the weekend.
Psyche
Miss you too, babe. Behave yourself. lol

Gonna be in Hollywood tonight. Paparazzi be ready!
Psyche
No more headlines…

Chariot racing tonight? xoxoxoxoxoxxxxxxx
Psyche
Can I come?
Psyche
But, I am a god now.

Would you kindly stop RUINING the marriages I've worked so hard to bless?

EXCUSE ME, Hera? What? Does Zeus have a new mistress or something? Or did you just wake up on the wrong side of the bed.
I hate you so much.