Cúchulainn (Cúchulain)'s Conversations
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I'm coming for that brown bull!
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I have CPS—Cow Positioning System. I can track him at all times.
Dude. Calm down.
Maybe not… but it's freaking everyone out a bit.
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Son, did you listen to me when I told you you'd be a great hero, but live for only a short time? I suggest you slow down.
I'm watching Mob Wives. Nothing else is on. Where's a vicious hound to slay when you need one?
Honey, what should I make for dinner?
That's the fourth time this week! What's keeping you away?
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Trying to figure out how to download the new iBeer app for iPhone. It provides virtual Guinness to all Irish phones.
I cannot believe you spurned me, the goddess of war!
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Do you still have that magic spear that I gave you?
Hold onto that. I once lost it somewhere underneath my bed.
I'm free on Friday for drinks and some after-hours fun.
He's got plans that night, sweetie.
Just as long as you don't lay one finger on her.
His fingers are crossed behind his back!
Not if I have anything to say about it.