Queen Of HartsRoxanne "Roxie" Hart: a criminal with heart of gold. Or should we say Hart of gold? Actually, we'll say neither, because we're not even sure she has a heart. What she does have is an...

Fishnet StalkingsVelma Kelly is a jazz singer with enough attitude to commit double murder and still kill it on stage minutes after washing the blood from her hands. Not only that, she has the guts...

Jesus H. Christ, Esq.Billy Flynn is "the silver-tongued prince of the court room." This dude doesn't just think he's god's gift to women; he practically thinks he is the son of god. He's never lost...

Big Mama's HouseMatron Mama Morton is "the keeper of the keys. The countess of the clink. [And] the mistress of murderers' row." Yup: Mama is a prison warden who doubles as a talent agent. For one...

Not-So-Famous AmosAmos Hart is Roxie's poor gullible sadsack of a husband. Depending on when you ask her, he's either her "funny honey" who "follows 'round like some droopy-eyed pup" or a "scummy,...

No Noose is Good NoosePoor Katalin Helinski. We don't even know her name until she's put to death. The other prisoners only call this Hungarian woman "the Hunyak" and she only speaks three words of...

Ray Of SunshineBefore she returned to the city of Chicago as Diane Lockhart on The Good Wife, Christine Baranski played Mary Sunshine, journalist of the Chicago Evening Star. (Maybe when newspapers...

Goodness Gracious Great Balls of SlimeRoxie is cheating on her husband with hottie Fred Casely. He's a lying slimeball with a wife and five kids left to fend for themselves after Roxie plugs him. N...

Bad KittyWe're not sure how Lucy Liu ended up in Chicago, especially since she only has one scene and no song. But what a scene it is! In a few short minutes, Liu, as Kitty Baxter, blows away her h...

Leading The StoryThe bandleader is basically our narrator character. This being a musical, it's appropriate that the narrator is a bandleader, "leading" the action. Oh, and he's played by Taye Digg...