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Thinking I should audition to be on this show. My dinner parties would blow those Anglo-Saxons out of the water!

@Frigg: Agreed. @Thor: Yeah, remind me to throw an extra ox or two on the grill the next time you're invited.
Dad, Hefring took my new seaweed bikini and wore it to the beach. Now it's got sand all over it!
It's seaweed, you melon-head. What do you expect?
Hefring, we talked about this. You can't borrow your sisters' things without asking permission. You're on boat-barnacle duty for the rest of this week, young lady.
My lord, I'm afraid we don't have a cauldron big enough to hold the mead necessary for a party for two hundred. What should I do?

Oh no, you can't cancel! I've been looking forward to this party for weeks. I was planning to wear my new feather-dress!
Hey, my dad, Hymir, has a cauldron a mile wide. Would that be big enough?
We can always ask.
My dear, the dolphins have been complaining that the sea lions are eating all their fish. I think you might need to make a special visit to deal with this.

Dude, I'm bored. How about you throw us a party?

I must admit, I'm always up for a shindig! But my wife and servants were pretty steamed about all the clean-up from the last one. You guys spilled mead all over the floor.

Shout-out to Frigg for a wonderful dinner party last night! I had a great time chatting with Bragi. He taught me all about the origins of poetry.
You do know how to throw a suh-weet party, dude. All that mead! All those grilled oxen!