Glory
Just think: what would the world do without you? Why, people would wear loose-fitting clothing, that's what. Their pants would be an inch too short—maybe even two inches. Total chaos would inevitably result. It's a good thing you're there to make sure two-piece suits don't stretch into three pieces.
The only real glory comes in being the personal tailor to someone important. Like the President's tailor—not to be confused with President Taylor. That seems like it's probably a pretty glorious job. Of course, considering the same guy tailored for nine presidents, you're more likely to actually become president yourself than horde in on that business. So start getting that victory speech ready.