Bell Curve

Bell Curve

1
5%

One of your parolees just shot you in the leg and escaped. This is going to look bad on your résumé and in your medical history report.

2
25%

You send a parolee back to prison before he's able to commit a planned heist that you caught wind of. You totally went all Criminal Minds on that guy.

3
50%

You've had more parolees improve their lives this year than follow down a path of crime. Your method of taking parolees fresh out of prison straight to the circus seems to be working.

4
75%

You've managed to meet all deadlines, complete all paperwork, and check in with over five parolees a day for over a year. You're promoted to "manager" at your office. You're now wearing your "current parole officer rock star" badge.

5
95%

One of your parolees has transformed his life and started a non-profit that helps offenders transition back into society. He tells you that you were his biggest influence. Aw. You've never even had such a special moment with any of your kids.