Bell Curve

Bell Curve

1
5%

You're stoked about majoring in music. Sadly, halfway through your first class, the professor discovers you're tone deaf and recommends switching to business.

2
25%

You're about to conduct the orchestra for the very first time. You're so excited that on your way up to the podium you trip, fall, and sprain your conducting wrist. Oh well—hopefully you'll get another chance.

3
50%

You're midway through a performance, when you realize that you've got to use the bathroom. It's too bad the piece is about ninety minutes long.

4
75%

You've been apprenticing with one of the most famous conductors in the world. On the day before a big performance, he gets food poisoning and it's up to you to step in and save the day. You do, and are lauded as the next big thing and a fresh new talent in the biz. Looks like you're not an apprentice anymore.

5
95%

You're the most famous and sought-after conductor in the world. You command half a million just to walk into a place and guest conduct. Everyone wants you to conduct for them and you have free reign to work with whomever you want, wherever you want, whenever you want. So many choices—too bad there's only one of you.