Youth Hunting License. Salary: $29,000 

It took a while to drum up business, but you managed it. Dressing all those deer is kind of gross and messy, but the money you get from your clients alleviates the pain nicely.

Sportsman's License. Salary: $31,000 

After a couple years on the job, you've got a regular client list. Seems like everyone wants a cut of that tender, free-range, organic venison. You're only too happy to provide them with it...for a small fee.

Gold License. Salary: $33,000 

You're feeling old-timey as you sling your new muzzle-loading gun over your shoulder and trek into the woods. Hunting, trapping, living off the land...you're practically living in the 1800s. Except that you've got an iPhone in your pocket.

5-year Gold License. Salary: $34,000 

One of your buddies is going on vacation to Jamaica and he won't shut up about it. He thinks he's making you jealous, but actually, you're just wondering why you two are friends. Jamaica? In the middle of rabbit season? Is he crazy?

Lifetime Full License. Salary: $35,000

You're hosting Thanksgiving this year, so you bag the biggest turkey in the woods. Even grumpy old Great-Uncle Clarence seems impressed. He still gives you his annual lecture on how you should be doing something more productive with your life, but you don't listen. You're too busy getting seconds.