Fame

If you have a particularly heart-warming story of how you rose from the ashes of poverty, trained far away from your friends and family, and overcame insurmountable odds to go on to win the gold medal at the Olympics, you too can get a Lifetime movie made of your life's story.

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You also can get your picture on a cereal box, show up in lots of commercials, and make an appearance in People magazine when you get married.