Fame
Remember that scene in Caddyshack where Bill Murray grabs a stick, pretends to golf, and muses about going from lowly greenskeeper to Masters Champion?
If you haven't seen it, spoiler alert: Bill Murray doesn't win the Masters tournament. Instead, he winds up going crazy, making clay gophers, and blowing up a golf course.
You're not going to find fame as a greenskeeper; there's an almost zero percent chance of that happening. But the good news is you have something in common with Bill Murray (sort of), and everyone knows Bill Murray is awesome. High five.