Danger? The biggest danger here is that some two-bit director didn't like your review of his precious artistic vision and comes at you with an emotional (yet slightly uncalled-for) two-page article in Variety...and maybe a death glare at the Vanity Fair holiday party.

 

Unless you're in an indie theater; it's safer to hold it then. (Source)

Otherwise, the dangers are minimal. Just follow basic movie-watching protocol: don't sit too close to the screen, moderate your butter intake, and if you need to use the bathroom, use it.

Of course, if you sit in the movie theater seat for too long, you do risk paresthesia. What the blue blazes is that, you ask? It's the spine-tingling term for...your legs falling asleep.

Ah, well. Enjoy the show.

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