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And you thought a nymph was a naturally lovely woodland creature. To be fair, so did we. But boy did Jonathan Swift prove us wrong.
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A Beautiful Young Nymph Going to Bed, a la Shmoop. Oh, how Hollywood.
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Some people just wash their face and brush their teeth before going to bed. Other people
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take much, much longer.
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The subject of Jonathan Swift’s poem “A Beautiful Young Nymph Going to Bed” is one
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of those people who takes so long to get to bed…
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…we’re surprised the sun isn’t up by the time she’s under the covers.
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This poem still holds up today, because it’s about timeless vanity, and the extreme lengths
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many people will go to in order to achieve beauty.
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Surprisingly, things haven’t changed that much since the 1700s.
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As part of her nightly ritual, Swift’s subject removes her artificial hair at the end of
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the day…
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Today, some people wear hair extensions, everything from glued-in strands of real human hair to
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a cheap, sewn-in polyester weave. While the modern gal dons fake eyelashes made
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from mink fur…
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…the classic nymph peels off eyebrows made from a mouse’s hide.
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Not as sophisticated, but as long as she doesn’t dab on a beauty marks made from mouse droppings,
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it’s not too bad. Ladies lacking in the bust department used
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to use wadded-up rags to prop up… the girls.
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Bosom technology is much more advanced today, ranging from push-up bras and chicken cutlets
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for adding a little extra, all the way to implants.
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Finally, if you have extra in all the wrong places, you used to need a small army of servants
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to be roped into a steel-ribbed bodice.
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Today, it’s as easy as pouring yourself into skin-tight Spanx, which transport your
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fat to another dimension.
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It’s likely that the 18th-century babe needed false teeth as an alternative to gumming her
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corn on the cob.
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Today, dental care is just as much about beauty as it is about health. Instead of false teeth,
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we have veneers and UV-whitening.
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Still, don’t go trying to open bottles with your chompers.
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Whether it’s 18th-century or modern day, it takes a lot of extra work to achieve a
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certain look.
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What was Swift trying to say about beauty with this poem?
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Does it still apply today? Shmoop amongst yourselves.
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