Think you’ve got your head wrapped around The Rape of the Lock? Put your knowledge to
the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. Why does the Queen of Spleen live in a dark grotto?
Because she has a horrific migraine headache
Because bright light would show up her wrinkles
Because Edward Cullen is her interior decorator
Because the Cave is underwater
Q. What herb do you need to bring with you to the Cave of Spleen so that you won't catch a splenetic malady?
Parsley
Sage
Spleenwort
Snuff
Q. What kind of men might you find in the Cave of Spleen?
Sensitive, new-age guys
Psychotherapists
Pregnant men
Fops and Beaus
Q. Women inflicted with the spleen might pray, go into hysterics, be mean to their friends, go to the doctor, or what else?
Turn into teapots
Scribble plays and poetry
Become hoarders
Do crossword puzzles
Q. Women's sighs, cries, and sobs, we're told, are as strong as what?
The four winds
A hurricane
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Gorilla glue