Guert Affenlight Timeline & Summary

Guert has a crush on Owen.
Guert frets constantly about his crush on Owen.
Guert tries to help make Westish a greener place to impress Owen.
Guert visits Owen, who has a concussion, in the hospital and reads to him.
Guert makes out with and provides oral pleasure to Owen.
Guert loses his "male virginity" to Owen.
Guert gets caught having an affair with a student: Owen.
Guert, who has been smoking a lot, dies.
Guert's body is dug up and dumped into the lake, because he liked water in his twenties.