A side-by-side translation of Act 4, Scene 1 of The Taming of the Shrew from the original Shakespeare into modern English.
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Source: Folger Shakespeare Library | |
Enter Grumio. GRUMIO Fie, fie on all tired jades, on all mad masters, Enter Curtis. CURTIS Who is that calls so coldly? GRUMIO A piece of ice. If thou doubt it, thou mayst CURTIS Is my master and his wife coming, Grumio? GRUMIO Oh, ay, Curtis, ay, and therefore fire, fire! Cast CURTIS Is she so hot a shrew as she’s reported? GRUMIO She was, good Curtis, before this frost. But 20 CURTIS Away, you three-inch fool, I am no beast! GRUMIO Am I but three inches? Why, thy horn is a 25 CURTIS I prithee, good Grumio, tell me, how goes the GRUMIO A cold world, Curtis, in every office but thine, CURTIS There’s fire ready. And therefore, good Grumio, GRUMIO Why, “Jack boy, ho boy!” and as much news CURTIS Come, you are so full of cony-catching. GRUMIO Why, therefore fire, for I have caught extreme CURTIS All ready. And therefore, I pray thee, news. GRUMIO First, know my horse is tired, my master and 50 CURTIS How? GRUMIO Out of their saddles into the dirt, and thereby CURTIS Let’s ha’ t, good Grumio. 55 GRUMIO Lend thine ear. CURTIS Here. GRUMIO There! He slaps Curtis on the ear. CURTIS This ’tis to feel a tale, not to hear a tale. GRUMIO And therefore ’tis called a sensible tale. And 60 CURTIS Both of one horse? GRUMIO What’s that to thee? 65 CURTIS Why, a horse. GRUMIO Tell thou the tale! But hadst thou not crossed CURTIS By this reck’ning, he is more shrew than she. GRUMIO Ay, and that thou and the proudest of you all 80 CURTIS They are. GRUMIO Call them forth. 90 CURTIS, calling out Do you hear, ho? You must meet GRUMIO Why, she hath a face of her own. CURTIS Who knows not that? GRUMIO Thou, it seems, that calls for company to 95 CURTIS I call them forth to credit her. GRUMIO Why, she comes to borrow nothing of them. Enter four or five Servingmen. NATHANIEL Welcome home, Grumio. PHILLIP How now, Grumio? 100 JOSEPH What, Grumio! NICHOLAS Fellow Grumio! NATHANIEL How now, old lad? GRUMIO Welcome, you!—How now, you?—What, NATHANIEL All things is ready. How near is our GRUMIO E’en at hand, alighted by this. And therefore 110 | Grumio enters Petruchio's country house, where Curtis and some other servants are prepping for the arrival of their master and his new wife. Grumio complains that he has been traveling from Padua with Petruchio and Kate and has been sent ahead to start a fire before they arrive. Curtis begs for news and gossip about the newly married couple, but Grumio picks a fight with Curtis and slaps him around a bit. Grumio says he's too mad at Curtis to describe what happened on the way home from Padua, but then ends up narrating the entire thing by telling Curtis what he is not going to tell him. He says something like this: "If I wasn't mad at you, I'd tell you how Kate's horse stumbled and threw her off before it landed on top of her in the mud. I'd also tell you how Petruchio pounded me for what happened and how Kate tried to pull him off me but ended up getting even muddier. I'd also tell you how Petruchio swore like a sailor, Kate prayed, and I cried. But, I'm too mad so I'm not going to tell you anything." Curtis says that Petruchio is more of a "shrew" than Kate and Grumio says that Curtis ain't seen nothin' yet. |
Enter Petruchio and Katherine. PETRUCHIO ALL THE SERVANTS Here! Here, sir, here, sir! 115 PETRUCHIO GRUMIO PETRUCHIO GRUMIO PETRUCHIO The Servants exit. Sings. Where is the life that late I led? They sit at a table. Soud, soud, soud, soud! Enter Servants with supper. Why, when, I say?—Nay, good sweet Kate, be Servant begins to remove Petruchio’s boots. Out, you rogue! You pluck my foot awry. He hits the Servant. And mend the plucking of the other.— Enter one with water. Where’s my spaniel Troilus? Sirrah, get you hence A Servant exits. One, Kate, that you must kiss and be acquainted He hits the Servant. KATHERINE PETRUCHIO FIRST SERVANT Ay. PETRUCHIO Who brought it? PETER I. 160 PETRUCHIO ’Tis burnt, and so is all the meat. He throws the food and dishes at them. You heedless joltheads and unmannered slaves! The Servants exit. KATHERINE PETRUCHIO They exit. | Petruchio walks in and acts all wild. One moment he's calling his servants bastards and lackeys while kicking them around, and the next minute he's telling Kate to relax and make herself at home. Petruchio claims that the servants burned dinner and flings some food and dishes around. Kate tries to talk him down. She doesn't yet know that he's messing with her head and, besides, the poor girl's hungry—she didn't even get a piece of wedding cake. Petruchio announces that they're going to bed without dinner and trots her off to her room. |
Enter Servants severally. NATHANIEL Peter, didst ever see the like? PETER He kills her in her own humor. 180 Enter Curtis. GRUMIO Where is he? CURTIS In her chamber, The Servants exit. Enter Petruchio. PETRUCHIO He exits. | Peter says that Petruchio has put the kibosh on Kate's bad behavior by giving her a dose of her own medicine. Curtis reveals that Petruchio is in Kate's room lecturing her on self-control. Kate, of course, is dumbfounded, like someone who has just woken from a dream. Petruchio enters and delivers a long speech about how his plan to tame Kate has begun. He compares himself to a falcon tamer and compares Kate to a wild bird that must be broken. He'll starve her and deprive her of sleep—all while pretending to have her best interest in mind—until she breaks. This, he says, is the best way to tame a shrew. (Sounds like the Stockhom Syndrome approach to winning over a wife to us.) Petruchio sort of puffs out his chest and challenges the audience to come up with a better way to get a shrewish woman in line. |