Second Chances Are Second to None
- Hooray! Look at us! We're back on that horse again, and the rhyme scheme is, too, with neat, put-together couplets that show we're on top of our game.
- It's a good thing you instilled a sense of resiliency in your child because look at what they've found just around the corner. They're a superstar at the sport of… elephant-on-rollerskates-kick-the-ball-past-the-Seuss-hats-and-into-the-upside-down-tornadoes-ball. Sweet.
- Just imagine the Michael Jordan-esque endorsement deals sure to be rolling in when we turn the page. We're thinking Wheaties and Nike and… and… oh we're so excited.
- Let's just turn the page and see what we've won.