fifty-one days before
- Alaska wakes Miles at the ungodly hour of 7:00AM-ish and marches him to one of the wings of Weekday Warrior dorm rooms.
- Then she opens an unlocked window from the outside and crawls inside the room. Miles, predictably, follows.
- Much like Anthony Hopkins in Silence of the Lambs, Alaska asks Miles to predict what the Weekday Warriors covet, or love. And after looking at the umpteenth hair product for men, Miles correctly says that they love their hair.
- Later in the day, Alaska wonders how she might get her paws on really strong blue dye. Hello there, next prank.