A side-by-side translation of Act 1, Scene 2 of King Lear from the original Shakespeare into modern English.
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Source: Folger Shakespeare Library | |
Enter Edmund, the Bastard. EDMUND | Edmund, Gloucester's illegitimate son, is miffed. He complains about the way society treats younger brothers and "illegitimate" children. He's just as smart, attractive, and talented as his brother, Edgar, but when Gloucester dies, Edgar will get property and an important position. Edmund will get nothing. Edmund also insists that since his parents had such an awesome and "lusty" time in bed when he was conceived, he's far more superior to any person legitimately conceived in a "stale tired bed." He says that one way or another, Edmund is going to get his brother's land, and we doubt that he's interested in a time share. Finally, Edmund calls on the gods to "stand up for bastards!" (You know nothing, Jon Snow.) (Helpful Hint: If you're getting "Edmund" and "Edgar" confused already, here's a tip: Think "G" for good—Edgar is the good brother, and "M" for "malice"—Edmund is the malicious one.) |
Enter Gloucester. GLOUCESTER EDMUND So please your Lordship, none. He puts a GLOUCESTER Why so earnestly seek you to put up that EDMUND I know no news, my lord. GLOUCESTER What paper were you reading? EDMUND Nothing, my lord. | When Gloucester (Edmund and Edgar's father) comes in, Edmund puts his plan into action. He very conspicuously puts away a letter he's supposedly been reading, and when his dad asks him about it, he acts squirrely. "Letter? What letter? It's nothing." |
GLOUCESTER No? What needed then that terrible dispatch EDMUND I beseech you, sir, pardon me. It is a letter GLOUCESTER Give me the letter, sir. EDMUND I shall offend either to detain or give it. The GLOUCESTER Let’s see, let’s see. Edmund gives him the paper. EDMUND I hope, for my brother’s justification, he | Edmund hints that the contents of the letter, which is from his brother, are pretty bad and will probably offend Gloucester. And when Gloucester takes the bait and demands to see it, Edmund acts like he really doesn't want to get his bro in trouble and says, "Maybe he just wrote this to test me." |
GLOUCESTER (reads) "This policy and reverence of age Hum? Conspiracy? “Sleep till I wake him, you | The letter—supposedly from brother Edgar—suggests that the brothers conspire to kill their father. In the letter, "Edgar" claims that obedience to one's elders is a total drag and highly overrated. Plus, by the time Gloucester dies and Edgar (the eldest brother) gets his inheritance, he'll be too old to enjoy it. But, if Edmund (the younger brother) were to help Edgar get rid of their old man, they could both split the profits. Gloucester, naturally, is shocked and outraged. He asks Edmund where he got the letter, and whether this is really Edgar's handwriting. |
EDMUND It was not brought me, my lord; there’s the GLOUCESTER You know the character to be your 65 EDMUND If the matter were good, my lord, I durst GLOUCESTER It is his. 70 EDMUND It is his hand, my lord, but I hope his heart is GLOUCESTER Has he never before sounded you in this EDMUND Never, my lord. But I have heard him oft 75 | Edmund, who's beginning to look a lot like an evil genius, says someone threw it in his bedroom window. It just breaks his heart to have to tell his beloved father that the handwriting is definitely Edgar's, and that while Edgar never specifically planned a "let's murder-our-father" meeting, he's always running around saying he can't wait for Gloucester to kick the bucket. |
GLOUCESTER O villain, villain! His very opinion in the | Gloucester immediately declares Edgar to be an "unnatural" villain and is ready to have him arrested. |
EDMUND I do not well know, my lord. If it shall please GLOUCESTER Think you so? EDMUND If your Honor judge it meet, I will place you 95 | Edmund, pretending to be the virtuous younger brother, says Gloucester shouldn't jump to any hasty conclusions. Perhaps Edgar wrote this letter to test Edmund's love for their father. Whatever the case, he promises he can provide his father with some kind of resolution: that very evening, he'll have a conversation with Edgar on which Gloucester can spy. Edmund will talk to Edgar of the business, and Gloucester can form his own conclusion. |
GLOUCESTER He cannot be such a monster. EDMUND Nor is not, sure. 100 GLOUCESTER To his father, that so tenderly and entirely EDMUND I will seek him, sir, presently, convey the GLOUCESTER These late eclipses in the sun and moon He exits. | Gloucester really doesn't want to believe Edgar is a monster, so he agrees it's a good idea for Edmund to do a little more research. Then Gloucester laments that the recent solar and lunar eclipses in Britain seem to tell of bad things to come: failed loves, civil wars, treason, mutinies, divided brothers, and even the breaking of bonds between father and son (which is conveniently relevant). As further evidence that things are out of whack, Gloucester points out that Lear has recently banished his favorite daughter and his best friend. Gloucester is feeling seriously gloomy. He worries that they've already seen the best days of their lives, and that only disorder and grief will come with the future. Before he leaves, he reminds Edmund that it's now up to him to sort out this Edgar business. |
EDMUND This is the excellent foppery of the world, that 125 Enter Edgar. and pat he comes like the catastrophe of the old | Edmund takes time to snicker gleefully about the fact that people are often ready to blame their own failings and circumstances on the stars and their fates, as if they couldn't help being as villainous as they are. He says that he knows knows that he'd still be a rotten guy even if he'd been born during the best zodiacal circumstances. He sees his brother coming and is pleased at how nicely his villainous plan is coming together. |
EDGAR How now, brother Edmund, what serious contemplation 145 EDMUND I am thinking, brother, of a prediction I read EDGAR Do you busy yourself with that? EDMUND I promise you, the effects he writes of succeed 150 EDGAR How long have you been a sectary | Edmund makes a little speech about the eclipses promising death and division that will impact both states and families, and Edgar states his surprise that his brother would waste him time with such superstitious silliness. |
EDMUND Come, come, when saw you my father last? EDGAR The night gone by. 160 EDMUND Spake you with him? EDGAR Ay, two hours together. EDMUND Parted you in good terms? Found you no EDGAR None at all. 165 EDMUND Bethink yourself wherein you may have offended | Edmund changes the subject and asks Edgar when he last saw their dad. He's asking, he says, because he just talked to dear old dad and was surprised at how angry he is with Edgar. |
EDGAR Some villain hath done me wrong. | Edgar is shocked. He says someone must have badmouthed him to his dad. |
EDMUND That’s my fear. I pray you have a continent EDGAR Armed, brother? EDMUND Brother, I advise you to the best. I am no 180 | Edmund says that's what he's afraid of—someone is out to get Edgar. (Gee, we wonder who...) He lays it on thick about how Edgar should worry about his enemies, even suggesting Edgar shouldn't go out without a weapon. Edmund also provides a plan, saying if Edgar goes back to his place, he'll drop by and fetch him to speak to their father when the time is right. |
EDGAR Shall I hear from you anon? 185 EDMUND I do serve you in this business. Edgar exits. He exits. | Edgar leaves, convinced that Edmund has his best interests in mind. Like his father, Edgar is a gullible guy. Edmund, alone, crows over how lucky he is to have a brother and father so good that they won't suspect his treachery, simply because they couldn't fathom it. This will make his evil deeds easy. Edmund declares he's sure to get Gloucester's land, if not by rightful inheritance, then by his own wits. |