Arthur Dent Timeline & Summary

On Thursday, lay down in front of bulldozer.
Thursday afternoon, be transported to Vogon ship.
Get thrown off Vogon ship and picked up by Heart of Gold.
Travel to Magrathea.
Turn two missiles into a whale (oh, that poor, sweet whale) and a bowl of petunias.
Get taken by Slartibartfast into Magrathea.
Learn the true history of Earth.
Escape from mice who want to dice up brain.