Seinfeld Quotes

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Seinfeld Quotes

This hilarious '90s sitcom is widely considered one of the best TV shows of all time, so you know you're in for a side-splitting good time with this quirky group of friends. Click on any Seinfeld quote below to see it in context and find out where it falls on Shmoop's pretentious scale.

"Get out!"

Source: Seinfeld | Speaker: Elaine Benes

"Hello, Newman."

Source: Seinfeld | Speaker: Jerry Seinfeld

"Hi, my name is George. I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents."

Source: Seinfeld | Speaker: George Costanza

"No soup for you!"

Source: Seinfeld | Speaker: The Soup Nazi

"Not that there's anything wrong with that."

Source: Seinfeld | Speaker: Jerry Seinfeld

"Serenity now!"

Source: Seinfeld | Speaker: Frank Costanza

"These pretzels are making me thirsty!"

Source: Seinfeld | Speaker: Seinfeld Cast

"When you control the mail...you control information."

Source: Seinfeld | Speaker: Newman

"You very bad man, Jerry."

Source: Seinfeld | Speaker: Babu