Misquoted Source Quotes

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind."

"Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong."

"Billions and billions."

"Come up and see me sometime."

"Don't bring me down…Bruce!"

"Excuse me while I kiss this guy."

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza."

"I can see Russia from my house!"

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."

"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best"

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."

"Just the facts, ma'am."

"Let them eat cake!"

"Me, Tarzan. You, Jane."

"Nice guys finish last."

"Our deepest fear is not that we are weak. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure."

"Someday monkey won't play piano song, play piano song."

"Starve a cold, feed a fever."

"This whole court's out of order!"

"Those who matter don't mind, and those who mind don't matter."

"Well-behaved women rarely make history."

"Wrapped up like a douche..."

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."