When...you repay a loan...over time on your own...that’s amor...tization…
Amortization. Big word. We’ve got the root word “mort” in there…which means “death"...and yeah, when you’re amortizing a loan, you’re...killing it. Softly. With your song. You’re gradually reducing your obligation by paying back whatever you borrowed. So that, once a loan is fully amortized, the amount you owe is...zero.
That’s one definition of the term. It’s also a fancy way of saying “allocate costs." The same process of slow killing (metaphorically that is) applies to other financial situations.
You pay a thousand dollars for an amazing bed. Did you get value from it? Well, if you USE it a lot, you’ll AMORTIZE the costs in such a way that the bed is…cheap. How so? Well, if you sleep on it for 2,000 nights before you toss it, you’ve paid 50 cents per night for your bed. That’s like a nickel an hour of use. And that assumes it’s just you in the bed. Giggity.
What about a prom dress or tux? Well, the finest Walmart prom dress runs about 300 bucks. But you wear it once before Tyler Hendricks vomits on it and…then you’re done. So it cost 300 bucks a night, or about 50 bucks an hour, for the 6 hours you wore it. Way expensive per use because you only had 6 hours of amortization.
Loans work the same way. You borrow 120 grand to buy a home with a 30-year mortgage. Over those 30 years, you amortize the loan, or allocate the paying-down of that $120k you just borrowed, over a long period of time. So...something to keep in mind the next time you go shopping for a bed...or a dress.
It also works when applying amortization to the process of assigning costs or revenues across time. Example: You license one year of house-sitting duties on an as-needed basis for $1,200. You are paid all $1,200 up front. But you might be fired after 3 months. Or you might quit after 9. You amortize the value of that contract as $100 a month over the life of the license.
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Finance: What is Par Value?113 Views
Finance a la shmoop what is par value okay mercifully we'll dispense [Man taking a swing with a golf club]
with the golf jokes but with one exception par in golf and it relates
here is the right number i.e the one you're shooting for the one you're
supposed to hit that is a par for golf hole is designed so that you hit your [A golf ball landing on the fairway]
drive then you hit your approach shot which is meant to land on the green and
then your quote supposed to unquote to putt for a total of four strokes at par [Man struggling to put the ball in the golfer hall]
4 right and it may or may not include saying close enough and picking up your
ball five feet away from the hole while calling it a gimme so yeah that's par
four strokes on a par 4 well in finance par value generally relates to the [Definition of par value relating to pricing of bonds written on chalkboard]
pricing of bonds and you'll see where we're going here with the right number
in quotes for a bond a corporation needs to borrow money to say build a new nose [Elephant using a noseclipper and chasing a man]
clipper factory well that new factory will allow the corporations
export Clippers to China and allow its products to be more high-tech yeah these
things are now the equivalent of a Brazilian wax for your nostrils anyway [Man giving a Brazilian wax to another mans nostrils]
the company along with its bankers believes that it should have to pay
about six percent interest on the loans it's taking out so it markets its bonds
as six percenters and in the process a more positive story is told to Wall [Men discussing the nose clipper industry bonds on Wall Street]
Street about the future of nose clipping technology as pioneered by shnozholes
Inc the perceived risk in the bond so sound and there's a lot of demand by [People looking up at Shnozholes, Inc building]
them the standard unit in which a bond is generally sold is a thousand dollars
that's a thousand dollars for each unit of a bond got it so on one unit of a
typical bond that thousand dollars interest is paid twice a year ie in this
case the company would be paying thirty bucks twice a year to rent each unit of [Company paying a bank $30 twice]
it's thousand dollar loan so the company issues the bonds and all of a sudden
they trade up on strong demand from Wall Street to eleven hundred dollars per
unit well a new buyer of the bond would be getting less than six percent [A new person buying bonds from the company]
interest when they bought that bond for 1,100 bucks because even though they
still get 30 bucks twice a year in bond rent money instead of paying a grand for
that 60 bucks a year they had to pay 1100 dollars for it in fact at 11 hundred [Buyers trading $1000 for $1,000]
dollars and still getting 60 bucks a year the interest rate has fallen to
about 5.45 percent ie less than six the quote right unquote value of that bond
or its par values yeah we went there, was a thousand bucks that's where it was
priced when it was offered and it's that thousand dollars from which the interest [Bank with a thumbs up beside the par value price]
payments are pegged how do we know what par value is well you can guess.. little
birdie told us [golfball striking a little bird perched on a tree]
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